John Dredge

John Dredge

John Dredge lives in the middle of the road near Hove Aquarium. Although slightly pensive, it was all he could afford. Not only does John own three tonne of silt, he is also the proud owner of an appropriate amount of shelving and has the means to peer into the nearby fishtanks on a daily basis.

John has exhumed nearly four local celebrities in and or around the Hove area for his growing collection. He recently made the national news when he appeared on Channel 125+1 as a fraudulent greengrocer. He remains top of the charts in both Dundee and Catford.