Carpet Martin

Carpet Martin

Originally hailing from the seaside town of Lytham St Anne’s, Carpet Martin has been a Tooting resident for the last 13 years. A former stand-up comedian he has compared and performed on the WKD, Carlsberg Ice and Paramount Comedy Networks as well as being a judge for the Telegraph’s Comedy New Act of The Year competition. In the past he has worked in jobs as diverse as a cartoon voice over artist, horror actor and magician’s assistant. He also sports a full, clean driving license and a 100% positive eBay rating.

“Unknown and subversive… Just believable enough to be true, seemingly too odd to have been made up and really funny” – Richard Herring