Andy Harland

Andy Harland
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Andy Harland owns two small cakes. One of which (a battenburg) has been partially eaten at the time of writing. Andy has his own crumb collection (at the time of writing) and enjoys writing (at the time of writing).

Andy is well known for the catchphrase, “you can’t prove I was there.” His futile attempts to reach Brighton on a daily basis has recently resulted in uproar amongst the upper classes who shunned him and have attempted to render him obsolete. He has not yet recovered from a case of the swollen ankle and remains at large.